I just love getting dirty.

Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

Age, like distance lends a double charm.

What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew

So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.

He slides into second with a stand up double.

You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.

Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..

People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

Hey girl, I’d like to be a part of your next abortion.